Horoscope

Regarde Clement, a deux jours de ton birthday, si c'est pas vrai tout ca... Luc, cherie, tu dois nous cacher quelquechose...

Pour les taureaux, clairement la meilleure semaine de l'annee!! Enfin de la caresse! Allez Christel, c'est encore meilleur a deux mois d'une naissance!


Leo: Barbara Sher's self help tome is called "I could do anything if i only knew what it was: how to discover what you really want and how to get it". (...) Every one of us periodically needs to revisit the mode described in the book's title. For instance, maybe you've accomplished a dream you've worked on for months or years, and require a jumpstart as you see your next project. Or maybe some desire that motivated you for a long time has faded in its intensity, and you're feeling blah and apathetic, in need of redirection.

Libra: i'd love to see you call your own bluff and blow your own cover. I'm hoping you'll stop hiding your assets and keeping so many secrets. And i really, really wish you would come out of the closet not just about your unique gender identity, but also about the other idiosyncratic twists and turns that make you who you are. Please stop being afraid of revealing your beauty, Libra - even the work in progress aspects of your beauty. It's time to close the gap between the real you and the images people have of you.

Sagittarius: your astrological omens are similar to those experienced by Oscar-winning actress Judi Dench back in February 2002. At that time, she was moved to make a dramatic revelation to film mogul Harvey Weinstein. In the midst of of a party, she pulled down her pants to reveal her naked ass, revealing a temporary lipstick tattoo that read:" i love Harvey Weinstein". I'm guessing you might be inspired to unveil a comparable surprise in the coming days, Sagittarius. At the very least, i expect you'll find some intriguing ways to express your affection and demonstrate your ardor.

Taurus: for a limited time only, you have cosmic permission to suck your thumb and drool freely and murmur "gaga" over and over again. More than that: you have a poetic license to spend expansive periods rocking back and forth while curled into the fetal position, either under the covers or on the beach, while singing little made-up songs about everything you love. The moment has arrived, in other words, to give yourself permission to melt into a pool of primal goo as you commune with the music of the spheres and tune in to the hymn of your deepest longings.

Virgo: the modern war between science and spirituality seems laughable in light of the life of sir Isaac Newton. His discoveries in the realm of physics, mathematics and astronomy were so seminal and so numerous that he's regarded as the most influential scientist in history. Many refer to him as the greatest genius who ever lived. And yet Newton's central passions were alchemy and the Bible, about which he wrote millions of words, far more than what he devoted to his scientific interests. "gravity explains the motions of the planets" he wrote, "but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion. God governs all things and knows all that is or can be done". I suggest you make Newton your role model, Virgo. It's a favourable time to forge a new spirit of cooperation between the two parts of your psyche - let's call them the rational and the transcendent - which so many of today's thinkers have told you cannot possibly co-exist.