dimanche 8 juillet 2007

Horoscope

Parce que cette semaine, ils sont tout simplement geniaux (independamment du signe, malgre qqs petits bonheurs tres appropries - et Luc tu dois absolument lire jusqu'au bout), en voici une selection :

Sagittarius: "After studying the astrological omens and consulting with an elite panel of 20 village idiots, my team of horoscope experts has determined that at least once in the coming week you would be wise to wander around town with no particular goal, responding with innocent enthusiasm and hungry curiosity to whatever scenarios you happen to stumble upon, pleased to be eductaed by the random flow of stimuli that come your way. If you don't have the courage or leisure to pull that off, here's the second best strategy: go someplace you've never been and do things you've never done. Third best: spend an entire day being naked."

Cancer: "to celebrate your ramble through the most wildly independent phase of your astrological cycle, i'm offering you three inspirational quotes. The first one is from poet e.e.cummings:"to be nobody but yourself in a world that is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle that any human being can fight." Your second shot of motivation is from Clarissa Pinkola Estes:"If you have ever been called defiant, incorrigible, forward, cunning, insurgent, unruly, or rebellious, you're on the right track. If you have never been called these things, there is yet time." Lastly, here's a Hindu proverb:"There is nothing noble in being superior to some other person. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self."

Virgo: ""The things that can destroy us," said Gandhi, "are politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice." You virgos are better than most signs at avoiding 6 of those dangers. The one you're most prone to get tripped up by is knowledge without character. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to check in with yourself to see if you're guilty of that flaw, and then, if you find a shortfall, take steps to correct it. Make sure that you're not only being smart, but also wise."

Taurus: ""Don't cross a bridge until you come to it", advises the old adage. But is that reality a good idea? The fact is that the world belongs to people who have crossed bridges in their imaginations long before those bridges existed. Let that be your guiding thought in the coming weeks, Taurus. Start visualising, contemplating, and building in your mind's eye a certain bridge you want to make abundant use in 2008."

Libra:"It's Welcome Your Challenges with Open Arms Week. To take maximum advantage of this festive occasion, practice being grateful for your interesting difficulties; remind yourself of how much smarter and stronger they can make you. Celebrate the riddles and dilemnas that have helped and continue to help transform you into such a uniquely gorgeous creature. Now study these words of wisdom from playwright Theodore Rubin:"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem"."



2 commentaires:

Luc a dit…

gorgeous creature..
Il y a au moins ca de vrai dans cet horoscope... (handsome aurait ete le qualificatif adequat)

Sinon cote optimisme, on peut difficilement faire mieux que moi (question mauvaise foi aussi).

Anonyme a dit…

Moi ce que je veux savoir c'est si Arnaud "spent an entire day being naked"... On veut les photos !! :]

Bon est l'horoscope du lion il est où ?!?!